SOS - Schlongs of Skyrim 3.00.004  

All credit goes to SOS original authors: VectorPlexus and Smurf. I was asked by VectorPlexus to host SOS here on Loverslab. I have planned to maintain SOS from now.

Do you enjoy having the same old schlong day after day? Are you in awe by looking at a world where every man has the same schlong shape and size? Are you feeling satisfied by having a constantly erect or flaccid schlong?
Well... then Schlongs of Skyrim is not for you!!!

With Schlongs of Skyrim you can now add variety to every NPC in your game! Here are some live testimonies:

"Before SOS, I got my Schlong out of a barrel... needless to say, it was full of crabs! Now I use SOS instead, and so far, Mrs Stormcloak hasnt complained yet!"
Ulfric Stormcloak, Yarl of Windhelm

"Uhhh... you should talk to my brother..."
Farkas, Companion

"Ever since I was a kid, everyone teased me, because Farkas was all brawn, and I was just brain... Now I've drunk some enlargement potions, and I can barely think with all my blood being drained whenever I get an erection!"
Vilkas, Companion

"Well, SOS has made my work really hard... I just can't focus with those jiggling balls my Thane displays whenever he strolls around naked at Breezehome!"
Lydia, Housecarl of Breezehome

"Before SOS I had to deal with dead people having constant erections... Do you know how hard it is to mummify an erect person? It was worst than Rigor Mortis! Now, I don't have to worry about that anymore..."
Andur, Hall of Dead Priest at Whiterun

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DESCRIPTION

SOS - Schlongs of Skyrim is a mod intended to work as a framework for customized, animated and dynamic assignment and management of male genitalia. Although the mod started by only aiming to provide it only for male characters, due to demand, it soon shifted to a full framework, capable of managing it to any possible race/gender. Currently it features a base male body to work with, and 3 distinct shape Addons. We expect with further development, to extend the shape "database".

SOS OR SOS LIGHT?

Due to several requests, we decided to provide a Light version of SOS, without all those more complex options, and essentially its just a body replacer.

What SOS Light is missing from the standard version:

• No Scripting
• Minimal ESP, just to properly set the AA's and the Textures. (Also contains a fix to the HighElf and WoodElf that would cause CTDs)
• No addons (means no genital variety)
• No scaling
• No potions
• No spells
• No shop
• No revealing armors
• No slot 52 management nor underwear
• No schlong for werewolves

What is SOS Light still capable to do:

• Jiggling/Inertia
• Animate, through the use of SAE at the console for events like SOSSlowErect, SOSFastErect, SOSFlaccid

DON'T USE BOTH! choose only either Standard or Light

REQUIREMENTS (only for SOS Standard)

• SKSE - at least 1.7.2 is required
• SkyUI

INSTALLATION

SOS Full version

The main file is an installer for Nexus Mod Manager, Mod Organizer or Wrye Bash, with screens and checkboxes to better allow for a simple and clean installation. How to use NMM if mod not on the Nexus

If manual installation is prefered take these steps (but I strongly recommend you to use a mod manager instead of manual install)

SOS Light version

The main file is an installer for Nexus Mod Manager, Mod Organizer or Wrye Bash, with screens and checkboxes to better allow for a simple and clean installation. How to use NMM if mod not on the Nexus

If manual installation is prefered take these steps (but I strongly recommend you to use a mod manager instead of manual install)

FEATURES

Game Assets

• Two base body shapes (Default/regular and BodyBuilder Body)
• 3 Schlong shapes with their own dedicated textures
• 5 Texture sets: Hairless, Hairy, Argonian, Khajiit, Werewolf Beast
• Skeleton with rigged male genitalia and Havok assets to animate it (does not require FNIS, and works with any animation). Human, argonian, khajiit and werewolf skeletons

Game Features

• Revealing Armors Setup through MCM
• Potions to increase and decrease Schlong size. They drop respectively from Dragons and Falmers. Can be used by the PC or given to NPCs through dialogue (dialogue disabled by default, enable it in MCM). 20 size ranks available. The PC starts always at size rank 1 (the idea is for you to collect potions so you can "level" up your schlong... if you want it bigger ofc!)
• Animation bending while erect to help fitting other animations. Key binds can be set on MCM module. Defaults are: SHIFT + PAGE UP/DOWN for Player, and PAGE UP/DOWN for NPCs (must show the "E" activate/Dialogue option)

Discontinued features
These are early features the mod has that has been replaced by other mechanisms or mods

• Optional (file is "SOS - Shop.esp"): Custom Shop located in Riverwood (Morning Wood) with custom NPC (Bjorn LongSword) that sells SOS related items. The shop works from 8h00 to 20h00. Bjorn needs to relax a bit after that at the Sleeping Giant Inn.
• Default underwear (provides a 10 armor rating boost). The underwear will reflect partially a bulge size increase according to the schlong size
• NPC dialogs - SOS adds additional dialogue lines under certain conditions. They are disabled by default, enable them in MCM)
• Erection spell, can be activated on NPCs via dialogue (dialogue disabled by default, enable it in MCM), on the player through Key Bind. The erection is level based. Starting at 300 secs, each 10 levels increase 200 seconds. After an erection ends, a debuff is applied that prevents from getting erect again for 15 mins. Erection is animated.
• Viagra like potion, to allow an erection to last 1 hour (Distilled Mandrake)

MCM Options

General Options

• Schlong size booster - All SOS addons come with a configured range of how much the schlong can grow to at its maximum size. This option lets you boost all those sizes up or shrink them down
• NPC dialogs - Allows you to control if schlongified NPCs will have a campy schlong related dialog
• Spells to control erections - adds/removes spells that let you cast an erection upon yourself or others (note that erections are followed up by a phase of exhaustion, which will make those spells appear as if they do not work, check your active magic effects menu to see how long it will take until you are ready again)
• NPC Schlong Size Distribution - Resets all Addons Race settings for Size distribution to the specified value
• NPC Schlong Type Probability - Resets all Addons Race settings for Type probability to the specified value
• SOS Potions - Uncheck to stop falmers and dragons from dropping SOS size potions. It may take a while until the change takes effect.
• Bend Schlong Up - Allows to setup your prefered key bind for bending up
• Bend Schlong Down - Allows to setup your prefered key bind for bending down
• Bend Player Schlong - Allows to setup the Player Modifier key to use along with the ones set for NPCs
• Display SOS notifications - Hides or shows SOS messages in the top-left corner of the screen
• Restart SOS - Performs a complete cleaning of SOS stored data. This option won't appear in existing savegames. You need to start a new game using version 2.04.003 or higher. That's because I can't make it to work with existing installations of SOS. Restarting SOS doesn't fix local NPCs until you change zone
• Remove SOS - Meant for removing SOS from your savegame in a safe manner. This option will try to stop all running quests and scripts. After using it, save in a new slot, remove all SOS mods, load your last savegame, and save again.

Player / NPC settings
The page is splitted in two: player settings and NPC settings. There are three settings for both. For selecting a NPC move the cursor over the NPC until you see the "E" activation message and then hit ESC and open the MCM menu

• Schlong type - choose from any of your installed schlong addons. There is a message if you choose a schlong for the wrong race / gender. There is a "No schlong" option that works like the cleaning schlong feature of the schlong pages, but just for the actor you choose. Currently the "No schlong" option doesn't prevent the cleaned actor for getting a new schlong if they are eligible for that.
• Schlong size - from 1 to 20. It works like the dragon / falmer essence potions. Note that if you use the SOS racemenu plugin it will override the changes for the player.
• Equipped armor / Revealing setting: Toggles currently equipped Body Armor as Revealing or not. This affects all copies of the armor, both male and female

Addon Options

• Schlong Size Probability - Resets all the specific Addon Race settings for Size probability to the specified value. This setting doesn't change, only propagates the value to the race settings
• Schlong Type Probability - Resets all the specific Race settings for Type probability to the specified value. This setting doesn't change, only propagates the value to the race settings
• Clean - Clean all actors using this Addon, so they can be Re-Schlongified
• Remove - Remove all Addon settings, so it can be safely uninstalled
• RACE - Enable or disable this shape for the specified race (not retroactive)
• Schlong Size Distribution - Allows to specify size probabilities. Negative values will spawn smaller sizes, positive bigger. -100 will always spawn size 1 and 100 will always spawn size 10
• Schlong Type Probability - Sets the probability this specific race has to get assigned this Addon shape (relative, depends on the sum of percentages you have set on all SOS addons for that race, if all are set to the same value (10% default) all have the same chance of being applied)

Note: The Addon/Race specific enabling and probability settings only affect the process of assigning a schlong to an NPC, if he already has one he will keep it exactly that way. If you would like to change a specific NPCs schlong, give him a size growth/shrink potion and he will gladly use it, or use the "Player / NPC settings" MCM submenu.

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SOS - Schlongs of Skyrim - 3.00.004
SOS - Schlongs of Skyrim - Light - 1.04