Ministry of Propaganda  

DISCLAIMER
This career started as the brain child of a late night working graveyards in my fire department with the assistance of my fellow EMTs. We were hashing out this idea while we were on stand-by for the fire department while they worked an accident recreation where a local politician was involved. On top of that I remembered an older Creator’s Journal Post I made with this idea for Sims 3 when I was playing SimSocities on and off. This will be more funny, slightly realistic, but based more on the Authoritarian style of SimCity Societies.
This is a work of fiction that has been further fueled by the current socio-political climate of the United States and is strictly PARODY and SATIRE!

Ministry of Propaganda
The Ministry of Propaganda is looking out for you! Our job is to get the facts to you that you need, to support the government and know only the (ahem) facts that are important. Openings are always available to help your fellow Sims know what is the TRUTH according to the government! If you enjoy rummaging through trash, spying on your neighbors, tweeting at all hours of the day, want an awesome spray tan, and believe everyone is dumber than you JOIN TODAY!

Neighborhood Speculator Â§25h, Mon to Fri, 8 to 4
Your local neighborhood is full of secrets waiting to be found and discovered! Can you protect the neighbors from the threats of their own actions? Can you save the town from doing something wrong in the eyes of the Supreme Leader? Start snooping to save them!

Local Gossip Accumulator Â§40/h, Mon to Fri, 8 to 4
Dumpster diving and listening to others has paid off. You have gathered enough dirt to plant you flowers in and feed a small village in South America! Hiding under windows and reading other’s mail has gotten you closer to saving them from themselves and proving that you are smarter!

Street Witness Â§50/h, Mon, Wed, Fri to Sun, 9 to 3
Hiding in plain sight wearing your trench coat, hat, and sunglasses you are able to watch everyone while reading your phone. You collect data and recordings to provide to the Ministry and work to keep everyone safe from themselves for the good of Big Brother. Keep digging!

Local Allegation Specialist Â§75/h, Mon, Tue, Sat, Sun, 8 to 4
Was his birth certificate real? Is there really a threat from all the extremists meeting at the chapel with torches? They are all lots of great people on both sides of the argument, and you need to protect them and work to keep all sides together for the Ministry.

Citation Report Creator Â§95/h, Mon, Tue, Fri, Sat, 9 to 4
Local events need someone to go online and make new posts to keep everyone knowledgeable. Without you, there is no doubt that these gatherings cannot happen. Someone needs to keep working to ensure that your Siberian friends are getting their messages out and support from others unknowingly.

Ministry Placard Engineer Â§110/h, Mon, Wed, Fri to Sun, 9-3
Remember when that other guy was the leader? Well its time to go out there and use you photoshop skills to make all kinds of memes and posters to attack his position. It’s the only way to ensure that everyone know the truth about the greatness of the current Supreme Leader! Go ahead, Lock Her Up!

Regime Vilifications Â§125/h, Tue to Fri, 10 to 5
“Lock Her Up! Lock Him Up! Lock Them Up!” Just go ahead and Lock Everyone up! You must keep the enemies of the Supreme Leader as enemies, and you job is to continuously disseminate fake news vilifying them as enemies of the people!

Directing Bureau Administrator Â§150/h, Tue to Fri, 10 to 4
You’ve made a name for yourself. People know that you are the man to listen to and to avoid if you don’t want to be sent for re-education. You direct the action and direct the news, and direct the directions. No one is smarter than you! Not even they guy that can’t spell “smart” right, its “s-m-r-t”!

Minister of Deceptions Â§177/h Mon to Wed, Sun, 10 to 4
Deception has become a second skin. You are able to leap over building with the stroke of a pen! Eliminate whole chucks of the budget expenses with the delete key. Tell the people that you didn’t steal the Diamond of Tanzania, it was Bugs Bunny. They eat it up and love you, believing everything you write and say without question.

Minister of Indoctrination Â§193/h, Tue, Thur, Sat, Sun 10 to 4
You made it to the top in the Ministry. There isn’t anything more to be done to save the neighborhood. You can still go for better and greater things if you wish, but for now, you control what everyone thinks and you control the schools. They only teach what you tell them too, and they are only allowed to think what you tell them to think or they will face the detention and re-education of Supreme Leader. Maybe now its time to look for more opportunities?

Media Personality Branch
You knew that there was another way to join the fray and work for the betterment of Supreme Leader! Everyone loves TV and everyone watched FauX News Channel — mostly because it’s the only one legally allowed to broadcast anymore! Maybe its time to get on TV now instead of just telling the TV what to do?

Twitter Star Â§219/h, Mon, Wed, Sat, Sun, 10 to 4
You’ve gotta tell your followers what’s right and what’s wrong, delete and block the detractors, and make sure that your voice is the only one getting out there 24/7. Bash anyone and everyone that is against you!

Alternative News Commentator Â§237/h Mon, Tue, Thur, Fri, Sun, 10 to 4
Now that you are a Twitter Star, you’ve been given a seat on FauX News to tell the people what’s right and wrong where they can see you! Now they know what you look like and its time to ensure that they know you know that they know how impressive you are! Give them the “facts” about the world and be sure to be louder than you opponent. That way they know you are right!

Alternative News Anchor Â§247/h, Wed, Fri, Sat, Sun, 10 to 4
Knowing the truth isn’t enough anymore. You have the urge and need to ensure that they know what is the “right” news to put out there. You have to delve deeper into the newsroom stories and give them the lowdown downlow!

Alternative News Co-Host Â§273/h, Tue, Wed, Thur, Sun, 9 to 3
You are almost on top, but not quite. You get to be on the program everyday but only get to talk when the host stops just before commercial breaks selling Big Brother’s internet tracking tool to the masses. Someday soon you’ll have your name on the show — only if the host retires or is replaced.

Alternative News Host Â§295/h, Mon, Wed, Thur, Sun, 9 to 3
Its your show now, and they only get to hear what you say. You can cut anyone and everyone off and its not frowned upon. Ratings are through the floor and you’ve gotten your name in bright shiny letters that make even your momma cry — if she wasn’t already crying in the detention center you sent her to.

Political Leadership Branch
Its been a great run making sure that the nation runs smoothly for the betterment of the Supreme Leader, now maybe its time to start your track to assist — and possibly become — them? Politics is just like everything you’ve already done, just with the allusion of choice for the sheeple that are salivating at a chance to “voice” their opinions for the nation.

Twitter Star Â§219/h, Mon, Wed, Sat, Sun, 9 to 3
You’ve gotta tell your followers what’s right and what’s wrong, delete and block the detractors, and make sure that your voice is the only one getting out there 24/7. Bash anyone and everyone that is against you!

Alternative Facts Creator Â§225/h, Tue, Wed, Thur, Sun, 9 to 3
Did they really bomb the embassy? Is he really a citizen? It doesn’t matter, you’ve gotta get the “real” facts out there for the people to eat up and hear blasted repeatedly at rallies before election day. The more they hear it, the more they will believe it — even if you made it up ten minutes ago.

Campaign Media Manager Â§252/h, Mon, Tue, Wed, Sat, 10 to 4
The guy running has no idea how to get his message out there. You need to get the posters made with the former Secretary of State behind bars and the Minister looking like a saint to get everyone to vote for your candidate. Get those faked images of them accepting bribes and your candidate giving away paper towels and you’ll be sure to get the people to like your guy better!

Dictator’s Lackey Â§264/h, Tue, Thur, Fri, Sun, 10 to 4
The election was almost a bust, but you got friends in high places. The Dictator of the former-soon-to-be-no-longer-part of some other guy’s-tundra laden-mountains, has decided that he likes you and will siphon money to help you. All you have to do is keep your nation from making him look bad while he does dictator stuff.

President of Sim Nation Â§290/h, Mon, Tue, Thur, Sat, Sun, 8 to 4
Well, that was fun. You held rallies, kept your Twitter full of lies and false statements, fight with Congress daily, and love to blame the other party for your fault and failures. It all paid off. For some crazy reason, the people LOVE you and want you to be their leader! Now all you have to do is make enough broken promises that cause a massive problem that only YOU can solve with military support. That way when you call the troops home, its easier to declare Martial Law and stay in power until you die! Time to start cleaning the White House staff out before the wrong people mess up your plans!